You are currently browsing the category archive for the 'Team' category.
Ladies and Gentlemen.. Lads and Lasses.. hunks and babes.. all the cool and not so cool souls, it is time for another thank you speech (sob sob).
Crossed 1000 views for YoMacha.WordPress.Com (Clap Clap), made first few 1000 for the portal (Clap Clap Clap), have almost 1000 people working out of office (eight people out of our place is equal to 1000 people in an office), alexa ranking moved up (clap clap), Vandana’s computer is back to the department fixing computers (hope they can solve it, clap clap), Neeti changed her computer, bullied Varsha to use the one she was using, Varsha realized (What i had realised way back), that this one as well needs a repair (clap clap). Priyanshu, the new guy in the office is lost (clap clap). Amandeep and Snigdha completed their first days, they were quite surprised on the way our office is, hopefully they will come back (clap clap).
Our old friends don’t like us anymore, Mr. Microsoft does not come to our office, Mr. Akshay Patra is busy feeding others and have been ignoring us ever since, Mr. Beyond is trying hard to get some hair back, Mr. Himi has found someone in India, so is off to Delhi to see her. Mandu after realizing that she is our love has decided to play “judai” with us.
Overall, we are growing (age wise, health wise, traffic wise, people wise and otherwise). We think this blog should grow as well, thinking of starting a gossip section on the blog, what say?? Gossip about people and celebrities?? What do you think??
Do let know.
This post is dedicated to the two lovely women at the YoMacha office. Just in case you don’t know, Vandana and Neeti. Now women are not know for their understanding of how to use a computer, and just to reinstate the fact, the women did what was not humanly possible.
I was away to Delhi (that’s a long story will share later), one of the brilliant two decided that her computer has been formatted only twice (in two months) and as we enter the third one its time for another round of formatting, so she decides to do SOMETHING with the comp that a completely, perfectly functional comp just conks. Simply, like nothing was wrong but it just gets really slow. Just cause she fancies the whole formatting thing.
And if you thought that was funny enough, Vandana (just cause maybe she thought, how can neeti win in screwing comps, after all I have proved my skill by crashing by laptop a billion times) she does something that the comp just goes for a blackout. Randomly, like no reason whatsoever, just blank. Now that’s a skill set.
I think Microsoft and women have one thing in common, both are just awesomely BAD with computers. (Hopefully Mr. Microsoft does not read this posting)
May the office computers survive. Amen.
One person who always comes to our office leads to a LOT of FOOD and LOT of You Tube videos from our neighbors wifi is Mr. Shashaank Bawari (popularly known as Mr. Shashikant Bawari). He works for Microsoft (that is when he works), and he is one of the biggest endorsers even if Neeti’s computer crashes once in two weeks. According to him Microsoft is to save the world, and is the most ethical company you can imagine.
So Mr. Microsoft, got us to leave the office in the middle of the day today, only to go to his favorite Hanuman Dhaba and have lunch. That happened also cause he was missing his old AIESEC times, maybe or maybe it was simply the tempting spicy kadai paneer that took us there.
Came another round of paneer, chole and dal makhani. Another round of Paneer followed, until Mr. Microsoft was content that he would miss it lesser once he is in UK.
If you thought, this was a lot of food and so it ends here, no is the answer, we obviously had to close with the beach feeling (yes, in the desert area, we wanted to feel like Goa), so we enjoyed some”nariyal pani”.
Finally it was over and we headed back to work.
What a “food”ful day, I must say.
Ajit a.k.a AJ.. has the hardest of time praising himself, so I guess he left the job to us lesser mortals. Thats our dear BOSS.
Lets tag him.. and that would do all the talking 
Stud of the Babu Office;; Round is a shape, I am in Shape;; Jack of Jugads;; I can sing like Himesh and irritate ppl even better then him;; I m Possible;; People who don’t listen to me, I pierce them to death;; Workaholic – I m not working I m not living so lets not let others live either;; People have stopped taking my calls.. anymore;; One man show;; Filler;; Office boy;; Hardware guy;; Water the plants;; Cut costs cut costs;; Corel Expert;; Yaar Traffic Kaise badhayen!;; ***** ki t**ng;; I have a special skills for Poems.. Killing them;; www.ajitsimply.blogspot.com
Hamare pyare boss. Hope delhi is doing fine in ur presence..
Till soon
xxx
V.
P.S: You gotta be with the guy to ignore all the above .. (salary ka sawal hai doston)
Now that the welcome bit is done. Thankfully, no one else has put up the team intro.. so I get the pleasure to do it (this will be fun!)
Saurabh: The Tall Guy
As silent as silence can be, gulps pitchers after pitchers in any party,
Has a thing for this little shorty, he may look cool, but is very arty.
Mr. Pitt almost looks like him, actually he is better when he gives that grin,
Tech tech boy, he is super slim, he is Saurabh, and he really needs a trim.
That’s Saurabh, the man who made the portal happen. The only thing that takes him off his computer is Beer. The phone starts ringing at 5 in the evening, these are mostly the women that are going mad about the guy.
Neeti: Blah Blah Blah
Talk talk talk, I talk more than a blog blog blog,
Give me food, give me shock, get one large on the rocks,
I am cool, a little fool, name is Neeti,
“Hum nahi peeti” (I don’t drink)
The internet Icon. The one who makes the traffic happen. The thing that keeps her off her computer, is her phone and a million conversations she has. I mean, I have not seen a person who can pull off a conversation with anyone, I really mean anyone. Sometimes you can find her talking for hours with the Chai guy too. You don’t believe it. Meet her. Now.
Vandana: Dhichkyaoon
This is wrong, That is wrong, I don’t like this song,
I need this, and this is that, ping is pong and pong is wrong,
logic is where, there not here, that is dare, and this is fair,
Vandana name, stop boring, play the game.
That’s Vandana. Honestly. The one bringing money and attention, what we fear is she giving a tight one to the one she is sending the proposal to. A google addict, eater (she can eat anything under the sun), knife collector (some of them almost swords) and a cold tea drinker (not Ice tea, but frozen tea).
Ajit: that’s me
Ahh! How can I praise myself. From the above posts you can understand how I am.
And the picture shows my dedication to work and tasks.
Until next post. Enjoy!
PS: for the ones who want to see our real pictures, log on to www.yomacha.com, search for our names, we are all there.
