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Ladies and Gentlemen.. Lads and Lasses.. hunks and babes.. all the cool and not so cool souls, it is time for another thank you speech (sob sob).
Crossed 1000 views for YoMacha.WordPress.Com (Clap Clap), made first few 1000 for the portal (Clap Clap Clap), have almost 1000 people working out of office (eight people out of our place is equal to 1000 people in an office), alexa ranking moved up (clap clap), Vandana’s computer is back to the department fixing computers (hope they can solve it, clap clap), Neeti changed her computer, bullied Varsha to use the one she was using, Varsha realized (What i had realised way back), that this one as well needs a repair (clap clap). Priyanshu, the new guy in the office is lost (clap clap). Amandeep and Snigdha completed their first days, they were quite surprised on the way our office is, hopefully they will come back (clap clap).
Our old friends don’t like us anymore, Mr. Microsoft does not come to our office, Mr. Akshay Patra is busy feeding others and have been ignoring us ever since, Mr. Beyond is trying hard to get some hair back, Mr. Himi has found someone in India, so is off to Delhi to see her. Mandu after realizing that she is our love has decided to play “judai” with us.
Overall, we are growing (age wise, health wise, traffic wise, people wise and otherwise). We think this blog should grow as well, thinking of starting a gossip section on the blog, what say?? Gossip about people and celebrities?? What do you think??
Do let know.
While misfortune has struck India, Bangalore, Ahemdabad and day three of bombing spread over the country, the YoMacha office prays for peace to the souls who are no longer between us, peace for the country, peace for the ones who have thought and executed the ugly act. May they realise what they have done, may almighty give them senses.
While above has shattered the country, we soon are gonna be hit by a cramped office. Hiring 4 new people will make the office cater to Eight people while the capacity is only 5. That’s as good as double the capacity.
Mandu is officially the love of our office with three out of four people in love with her (two of them are women, Sailor might like that). Mr. Microsoft has not visited us for a while (he is on a trip with his Russian “friends” and does not look like he will be back anytime soon). We are hopeful that Himanshu “Himi” will be catering to our food requirements now, as he the among the very wella in the city now a days.
After being COO of GMI, I have decided I would go for a traineeship in the coming few months (I know it sounds dumb and idiotic, but then when did I say I was sane). In case you know of any (not in India), do let me know.
Until next update..
Aj
Thanks to Mr. Microsoft, we just got featured on the homepage of Nomadlife.Org. Nomadlife is a blogger network with a collection of dashing nomads, AIESECers, Travellers and Adventurers.
YoMacha found its place a startup from AIESECers. Most of the core people of the team are AIESECers and so it is rightly there. Thanks to Nomadlife, we can be found here (http://nomadlife.org/2008/06/new-web-portal-by-aiesec-alumni.aspx), or if you check right now then the first story on the homepage is about the same.
Thanks Nomadlife! Thanks Mr. Microsoft!
500, yes 500 hits in the past few days!
Isn’t that cool!
On this day (sob) I would like to thank (sniff) my mummy (investor 1), my daddy (Investor 2), vandana and neeti for being our source of inspiration (bohoo), I would also like to thank the computer that crashed, the furniture that was broken (by vandana), the torture (by neeti), (sniff, sob), MS word for spelling and grammar, Mr. Microsoft for Kadai Paneer, Mr. Beyond for using and abusing our website, Raju (our chai wala), and and…
Jokes apart, thanks to all our readers, you have been great inspiration!
This post is dedicated to the two lovely women at the YoMacha office. Just in case you don’t know, Vandana and Neeti. Now women are not know for their understanding of how to use a computer, and just to reinstate the fact, the women did what was not humanly possible.
I was away to Delhi (that’s a long story will share later), one of the brilliant two decided that her computer has been formatted only twice (in two months) and as we enter the third one its time for another round of formatting, so she decides to do SOMETHING with the comp that a completely, perfectly functional comp just conks. Simply, like nothing was wrong but it just gets really slow. Just cause she fancies the whole formatting thing.
And if you thought that was funny enough, Vandana (just cause maybe she thought, how can neeti win in screwing comps, after all I have proved my skill by crashing by laptop a billion times) she does something that the comp just goes for a blackout. Randomly, like no reason whatsoever, just blank. Now that’s a skill set.
I think Microsoft and women have one thing in common, both are just awesomely BAD with computers. (Hopefully Mr. Microsoft does not read this posting)
May the office computers survive. Amen.
