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Ladies and Gentlemen.. Lads and Lasses.. hunks and babes.. all the cool and not so cool souls, it is time for another thank you speech (sob sob).
Crossed 1000 views for YoMacha.WordPress.Com (Clap Clap), made first few 1000 for the portal (Clap Clap Clap), have almost 1000 people working out of office (eight people out of our place is equal to 1000 people in an office), alexa ranking moved up (clap clap), Vandana’s computer is back to the department fixing computers (hope they can solve it, clap clap), Neeti changed her computer, bullied Varsha to use the one she was using, Varsha realized (What i had realised way back), that this one as well needs a repair (clap clap). Priyanshu, the new guy in the office is lost (clap clap). Amandeep and Snigdha completed their first days, they were quite surprised on the way our office is, hopefully they will come back (clap clap).
Our old friends don’t like us anymore, Mr. Microsoft does not come to our office, Mr. Akshay Patra is busy feeding others and have been ignoring us ever since, Mr. Beyond is trying hard to get some hair back, Mr. Himi has found someone in India, so is off to Delhi to see her. Mandu after realizing that she is our love has decided to play “judai” with us.
Overall, we are growing (age wise, health wise, traffic wise, people wise and otherwise). We think this blog should grow as well, thinking of starting a gossip section on the blog, what say?? Gossip about people and celebrities?? What do you think??
Do let know.
The headlines for the day….
Life at Yomacha! has become slow these days.
Ajit A.K.A Aj is struggling hard to find people for his Client Servicing Team and does up down everyday between the two offices.
Vandana A.K.A Vandy is working on another project now and looking for more people for support.
No tech guy has been hired till date, the search is still on.
Mandira (our Princess) is happy that its end of the July now, and soon her wait will be over.
Varsha feels like working today (i.e. 25July’08) so is still in the office.
And I(Neeti), as usual don’t feel like working, but hungry and want to sleep and missing the Fun..
That’s all for now……
500, yes 500 hits in the past few days!
Isn’t that cool!
On this day (sob) I would like to thank (sniff) my mummy (investor 1), my daddy (Investor 2), vandana and neeti for being our source of inspiration (bohoo), I would also like to thank the computer that crashed, the furniture that was broken (by vandana), the torture (by neeti), (sniff, sob), MS word for spelling and grammar, Mr. Microsoft for Kadai Paneer, Mr. Beyond for using and abusing our website, Raju (our chai wala), and and…
Jokes apart, thanks to all our readers, you have been great inspiration!
This post is dedicated to the two lovely women at the YoMacha office. Just in case you don’t know, Vandana and Neeti. Now women are not know for their understanding of how to use a computer, and just to reinstate the fact, the women did what was not humanly possible.
I was away to Delhi (that’s a long story will share later), one of the brilliant two decided that her computer has been formatted only twice (in two months) and as we enter the third one its time for another round of formatting, so she decides to do SOMETHING with the comp that a completely, perfectly functional comp just conks. Simply, like nothing was wrong but it just gets really slow. Just cause she fancies the whole formatting thing.
And if you thought that was funny enough, Vandana (just cause maybe she thought, how can neeti win in screwing comps, after all I have proved my skill by crashing by laptop a billion times) she does something that the comp just goes for a blackout. Randomly, like no reason whatsoever, just blank. Now that’s a skill set.
I think Microsoft and women have one thing in common, both are just awesomely BAD with computers. (Hopefully Mr. Microsoft does not read this posting)
May the office computers survive. Amen.
Now that the welcome bit is done. Thankfully, no one else has put up the team intro.. so I get the pleasure to do it (this will be fun!)
Saurabh: The Tall Guy
As silent as silence can be, gulps pitchers after pitchers in any party,
Has a thing for this little shorty, he may look cool, but is very arty.
Mr. Pitt almost looks like him, actually he is better when he gives that grin,
Tech tech boy, he is super slim, he is Saurabh, and he really needs a trim.
That’s Saurabh, the man who made the portal happen. The only thing that takes him off his computer is Beer. The phone starts ringing at 5 in the evening, these are mostly the women that are going mad about the guy.
Neeti: Blah Blah Blah
Talk talk talk, I talk more than a blog blog blog,
Give me food, give me shock, get one large on the rocks,
I am cool, a little fool, name is Neeti,
“Hum nahi peeti” (I don’t drink)
The internet Icon. The one who makes the traffic happen. The thing that keeps her off her computer, is her phone and a million conversations she has. I mean, I have not seen a person who can pull off a conversation with anyone, I really mean anyone. Sometimes you can find her talking for hours with the Chai guy too. You don’t believe it. Meet her. Now.
Vandana: Dhichkyaoon
This is wrong, That is wrong, I don’t like this song,
I need this, and this is that, ping is pong and pong is wrong,
logic is where, there not here, that is dare, and this is fair,
Vandana name, stop boring, play the game.
That’s Vandana. Honestly. The one bringing money and attention, what we fear is she giving a tight one to the one she is sending the proposal to. A google addict, eater (she can eat anything under the sun), knife collector (some of them almost swords) and a cold tea drinker (not Ice tea, but frozen tea).
Ajit: that’s me
Ahh! How can I praise myself. From the above posts you can understand how I am.
And the picture shows my dedication to work and tasks.
Until next post. Enjoy!
PS: for the ones who want to see our real pictures, log on to www.yomacha.com, search for our names, we are all there.
