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Being Silent: Is an Art you need to learn from Vandana. She was silent the entire day today. Like not a word, she would send you an email if she needs something. For a minute I thought she has some kind of “Vrat” (trust me you meet vandana and you know that’s the last thing she would ever do), but then she was that silent. You can imagine a Girl, and Quiet. Me and Saurabh were under a state of shock.
Being Random: Thanks to Simant, he has added the flavor of Random stuff on the portal. Check out the war between the two doggies on the war created by Simant.
Inspired by the same, I thought I will experiment with my creativity and came up with… Check it out.. below:
I know you love me!
This post is dedicated to the two lovely women at the YoMacha office. Just in case you don’t know, Vandana and Neeti. Now women are not know for their understanding of how to use a computer, and just to reinstate the fact, the women did what was not humanly possible.
I was away to Delhi (that’s a long story will share later), one of the brilliant two decided that her computer has been formatted only twice (in two months) and as we enter the third one its time for another round of formatting, so she decides to do SOMETHING with the comp that a completely, perfectly functional comp just conks. Simply, like nothing was wrong but it just gets really slow. Just cause she fancies the whole formatting thing.
And if you thought that was funny enough, Vandana (just cause maybe she thought, how can neeti win in screwing comps, after all I have proved my skill by crashing by laptop a billion times) she does something that the comp just goes for a blackout. Randomly, like no reason whatsoever, just blank. Now that’s a skill set.
I think Microsoft and women have one thing in common, both are just awesomely BAD with computers. (Hopefully Mr. Microsoft does not read this posting)
May the office computers survive. Amen.
Ajit a.k.a AJ.. has the hardest of time praising himself, so I guess he left the job to us lesser mortals. Thats our dear BOSS.
Lets tag him.. and that would do all the talking 
Stud of the Babu Office;; Round is a shape, I am in Shape;; Jack of Jugads;; I can sing like Himesh and irritate ppl even better then him;; I m Possible;; People who don’t listen to me, I pierce them to death;; Workaholic – I m not working I m not living so lets not let others live either;; People have stopped taking my calls.. anymore;; One man show;; Filler;; Office boy;; Hardware guy;; Water the plants;; Cut costs cut costs;; Corel Expert;; Yaar Traffic Kaise badhayen!;; ***** ki t**ng;; I have a special skills for Poems.. Killing them;; www.ajitsimply.blogspot.com
Hamare pyare boss. Hope delhi is doing fine in ur presence..
Till soon
xxx
V.
P.S: You gotta be with the guy to ignore all the above .. (salary ka sawal hai doston)
